how NOT to play and win

this is a hand from the Full Tilt Poker 350K Guaranteed tonight....played it badly, won anyways....hooray for me....

Full Tilt Poker Game #1201055097: $350,000 Guarantee (7992370), Table 157 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:25:44 ET - 2006/11/05
Seat 1: thehyung (8,240)
Seat 2: dachamp242 (5,545)
Seat 3: Richie Menlo (8,505)
Seat 4: shaun1119 (1,310)
Seat 5: misterBLAIR (7,990)
Seat 6: imweidhorn (1,670)
Seat 7: waynenbb (2,560)
Seat 8: OpenIntro (9,790)
Seat 9: chuuky (4,235), is sitting out
shaun1119 posts the small blind of 60
misterBLAIR posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Ah Qc]
imweidhorn calls 120
waynenbb folds
OpenIntro raises to 540
chuuky folds
thehyung calls 540
dachamp242 calls 540
Richie Menlo folds
shaun1119 raises to 1,310, and is all in
misterBLAIR folds
imweidhorn folds
OpenIntro raises to 9,790, and is all in
thehyung folds
dachamp242 calls 5,005, and is all in
OpenIntro shows [Ah Qc]
dachamp242 shows [Js Jd]
shaun1119 shows [8c 8h]
Uncalled bet of 4,245 returned to OpenIntro
*** FLOP *** [5s 9d 2s]
*** TURN *** [5s 9d 2s] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [5s 9d 2s 4d] [3s]
OpenIntro shows a straight, Five high
dachamp242 shows a pair of Jacks
OpenIntro wins the side pot (8,470) with a straight, Five high
shaun1119 shows a pair of Eights
OpenIntro wins the main pot (4,710) with a straight, Five high
shaun1119 stands up
dachamp242 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13,180 Main pot 4,710. Side pot 8,470. | Rake 0
Board: [5s 9d 2s 4d 3s]
Seat 1: thehyung folded before the Flop
Seat 2: dachamp242 showed [Js Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 3: Richie Menlo (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: shaun1119 (small blind) showed [8c 8h] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 5: misterBLAIR (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: imweidhorn folded before the Flop
Seat 7: waynenbb didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: OpenIntro showed [Ah Qc] and won (13,180) with a straight, Five high
Seat 9: chuuky didn't bet (folded)