watcha got mike?

Full Tilt Poker Game #1480888100: Table Sonador (6 max) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:31:51 ET - 2006/12/27
Seat 1: Mr_Flushie ($4,772)
Seat 2: tiltjonas ($17,589.50)
Seat 3: Mike Matusow ($9,763)
Seat 4: OpenIntro ($5,743)
Seat 5: Spiked ($9,175)
Seat 6: pr1nnyraid ($1,750.55)
Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $25
OpenIntro posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Kc Ah]
Spiked folds
pr1nnyraid folds
Mr_Flushie calls $50
tiltjonas folds
Mike Matusow raises to $200
OpenIntro calls $150
Mr_Flushie calls $150
*** FLOP *** [Kh Qh Ac]
Mike Matusow bets $600
OpenIntro raises to $1,700
Mr_Flushie folds
Mike Matusow folds
Uncalled bet of $1,100 returned to OpenIntro
OpenIntro mucks
OpenIntro wins the pot ($1,797)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,800 | Rake $3
Board: [Kh Qh Ac]
Seat 1: Mr_Flushie folded on the Flop
Seat 2: tiltjonas (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Mike Matusow (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: OpenIntro (big blind) collected ($1,797), mucked
Seat 5: Spiked didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: pr1nnyraid didn't bet (folded)

note to self

remind me NOT to play 25/50 anymore....

Full Tilt Poker Game #1454127121: Table Rock Port (6 max) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:08:47 ET - 2006/12/22
Seat 3: RaSZi ($5,224.50)
Seat 6: OpenIntro ($4,024)
OpenIntro posts the small blind of $25
RaSZi posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [6h As]
OpenIntro raises to $150
RaSZi calls $100
*** FLOP *** [2s 8c 6s]
RaSZi checks
OpenIntro bets $200
RaSZi calls $200
*** TURN *** [2s 8c 6s] [8s]
RaSZi bets $700
OpenIntro calls $700
*** RIVER *** [2s 8c 6s 8s] [Qh]
RaSZi bets $2,100
OpenIntro calls $2,100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RaSZi shows [9c Th] (a pair of Eights)
OpenIntro shows [6h As] (two pair, Eights and Sixes)
OpenIntro wins the pot ($6,299.50) with two pair, Eights and Sixes
RaSZi adds $2,925.50
OpenIntro is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6,300 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2s 8c 6s 8s Qh]
Seat 3: RaSZi (big blind) showed [9c Th] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 6: OpenIntro (small blind) showed [6h As] and won ($6,299.50) with two pair, Eights and Sixes

jacks take a stand

Full Tilt Poker Game #1440934068: Table Star Mesa (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:00:25 ET - 2006/12/20
Seat 1: OpenIntro ($4,401.50)
Seat 2: ninestabs ($885)
Seat 3: NakenSam ($5,318)
Seat 4: golface1374 ($1,779.50)
Seat 5: TheOcean0 ($2,020)
Seat 6: The Icemane ($1,758)
TheOcean0 posts the small blind of $10
The Icemane posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Jd Jc]
OpenIntro raises to $70
ninestabs folds
NakenSam calls $70
golface1374 folds
TheOcean0 folds
The Icemane raises to $290
OpenIntro calls $220
NakenSam folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad 4d 8h]
The Icemane checks
OpenIntro checks
*** TURN *** [Ad 4d 8h] [7h]
The Icemane bets $480
OpenIntro raises to $4,111.50, and is all in
The Icemane has 15 seconds left to act
The Icemane folds
Uncalled bet of $3,631.50 returned to OpenIntro
OpenIntro mucks
OpenIntro wins the pot ($1,617)
The Icemane adds $1,012
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,620 | Rake $3
Board: [Ad 4d 8h 7h]
Seat 1: OpenIntro collected ($1,617), mucked
Seat 2: ninestabs didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: NakenSam folded before the Flop
Seat 4: golface1374 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: TheOcean0 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: The Icemane (big blind) folded on the Turn

a little luck never hurts

i was almost down and out.....

Full Tilt Poker Game #1435535241: Aussie $1K Monday Qualifier (9304073), Table 6 - 1200/2400 Ante 300 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:10:29 ET - 2006/12/19
Seat 2: Worldcat (32,808)
Seat 3: ASTON DBS (85,310)
Seat 7: OpenIntro (22,882)
Worldcat antes 300
ASTON DBS antes 300
OpenIntro antes 300
Worldcat posts the small blind of 1,200
ASTON DBS posts the big blind of 2,400
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Ac 2s]
OpenIntro raises to 22,582, and is all in
Worldcat raises to 32,508, and is all in
ASTON DBS folds
Worldcat shows [Td Ah]
OpenIntro shows [Ac 2s]
Uncalled bet of 9,926 returned to Worldcat
SammyBoy44s (Observer): the tables are turnd
*** FLOP *** [9h 7d 2c]
*** TURN *** [9h 7d 2c] [Ks]
eye_diddy (Observer): yea
rudyallin (Observer): y
jimmy0111 (Observer): hahahaha
*** RIVER *** [9h 7d 2c Ks] [6d]
eye_diddy (Observer): yea
eye_diddy (Observer): yea
Worldcat shows Ace King high
rudyallin (Observer): y
OpenIntro shows a pair of Twos
eye_diddy (Observer): yea
OpenIntro wins the pot (48,464) with a pair of Twos
jimmy0111 (Observer): vn
eye_diddy (Observer): fck yes
rudyallin (Observer): nh
aF-ingJoke (Observer): looool
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 48,464 | Rake 0
Board: [9h 7d 2c Ks 6d]
Seat 2: Worldcat (small blind) showed [Td Ah] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 3: ASTON DBS (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: OpenIntro (button) showed [Ac 2s] and won (48,464) with a pair of Twos

heading to australia!

worst bluff ever

and i didn't even do it!

sidenote....this was my first hand at the table :)

Full Tilt Poker Game #1405500451: Table Auborn (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:12:42 ET - 2006/12/13
Seat 1: OpenIntro ($2,000)
Seat 2: Efemeral7 ($400)
Seat 3: psychomunki ($2,521)
Seat 4: goldendal ($1,753)
Seat 5: ChubbsMoney ($1,493.50)
Seat 6: Hawk588 ($1,631.50)
Hawk588 posts the small blind of $10
OpenIntro posts the big blind of $20
5 seconds left to act
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [3d 3c]
psychomunki folds
goldendal folds
ChubbsMoney raises to $55
Hawk588 folds
OpenIntro calls $35
*** FLOP *** [5c 3s 8c]
OpenIntro checks
ChubbsMoney bets $75
OpenIntro calls $75
*** TURN *** [5c 3s 8c] [Ah]
OpenIntro checks
ChubbsMoney bets $195
OpenIntro raises to $500
ChubbsMoney raises to $1,363.50, and is all in
OpenIntro calls $863.50
ChubbsMoney shows [9h Kc]
OpenIntro shows [3d 3c]
*** RIVER *** [5c 3s 8c Ah] [Kd]
OpenIntro: wtf
ChubbsMoney shows a pair of Kings
OpenIntro shows three of a kind, Threes
OpenIntro wins the pot ($2,994) with three of a kind, Threes
ChubbsMoney is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,997 | Rake $3
Board: [5c 3s 8c Ah Kd]
Seat 1: OpenIntro (big blind) showed [3d 3c] and won ($2,994) with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 2: Efemeral7 is sitting out
Seat 3: psychomunki didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: goldendal didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: ChubbsMoney (button) showed [9h Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: Hawk588 (small blind) folded before the Flop
psychomunki: happy xmas

im so sick

i need to be taken out back and smacked around a bit....how do i get away with this crap?

Full Tilt Poker Game #1389028700: Table Tartan (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:58:16 ET - 2006/12/10
Seat 1: OpenIntro ($2,996)
Seat 2: clock44 ($2,188.50)
clock44 posts the small blind of $10
OpenIntro posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Ad Kd]
clock44 raises to $60
OpenIntro raises to $180
clock44 calls $120
*** FLOP *** [Js 4d 9h]
OpenIntro bets $320
clock44 raises to $640
OpenIntro raises to $2,816, and is all in
clock44 calls $1,368.50, and is all in
OpenIntro shows [Ad Kd]
clock44 shows [Qd Jd]
Uncalled bet of $807.50 returned to OpenIntro
*** TURN *** [Js 4d 9h] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Js 4d 9h Ac] [7d]
OpenIntro shows a pair of Aces
clock44 shows a pair of Jacks
OpenIntro wins the pot ($4,376.50) with a pair of Aces
OpenIntro: get lost
clock44 adds $2,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,377 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Js 4d 9h Ac 7d]
Seat 1: OpenIntro (big blind) showed [Ad Kd] and won ($4,376.50) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: clock44 (small blind) showed [Qd Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks

moves you've never seen

I decided to play heads up....for no good reason, because I wanted to go to bed. But I started, and I was down 1500 in 15 minutes....then 2K....so I asked it to be moved to 10/20 HU....and he obliged (praise allah)....then I lost some more....

I was down almost 4K, but I battled, and won it all back with some killer moves. my reads were good. his preflop OOP reraise was getting to be standard, so it was playable with about anything. Here were some key hands....I love the 2K flip he called with 78os....so lame....

Full Tilt Poker Game #1382403387: Table Ballad (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:01:15 ET - 2006/12/09
Seat 1: Scorpy ($3,447.50)
Seat 2: OpenIntro ($3,427.50)
OpenIntro posts the small blind of $10
Scorpy posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Jh 9c]
OpenIntro raises to $60
Scorpy raises to $180
OpenIntro calls $120
*** FLOP *** [4s 6h As]
Scorpy bets $180
OpenIntro calls $180
*** TURN *** [4s 6h As] [2d]
Scorpy bets $360
OpenIntro raises to $3,067.50, and is all in
Scorpy has 15 seconds left to act
Scorpy folds
Uncalled bet of $2,707.50 returned to OpenIntro
OpenIntro mucks
OpenIntro wins the pot ($1,439.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,440 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4s 6h As 2d]
Seat 1: Scorpy (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: OpenIntro (small blind) collected ($1,439.50), mucked

followed by THIS beauty a couple hands later....

Full Tilt Poker Game #1382429164: Table Ballad (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:05:35 ET - 2006/12/09
Seat 1: Scorpy ($2,897)
Seat 2: OpenIntro ($3,976.50)
Scorpy posts the small blind of $10
OpenIntro posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [2d As]
Scorpy raises to $60
OpenIntro calls $40
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6d Ah]
OpenIntro checks
Scorpy bets $100
OpenIntro calls $100
*** TURN *** [Jh 6d Ah] [4c]
OpenIntro checks
Scorpy bets $280
OpenIntro calls $280
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6d Ah 4c] [Ks]
OpenIntro checks
Scorpy bets $880
OpenIntro calls $880
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Scorpy shows [7d Tc] (Ace King high)
OpenIntro shows [2d As] (a pair of Aces)
OpenIntro wins the pot ($2,639.50) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,640 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jh 6d Ah 4c Ks]
Seat 1: Scorpy (small blind) showed [7d Tc] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 2: OpenIntro (big blind) showed [2d As] and won ($2,639.50) with a pair of Aces

and then this....WTF?

Full Tilt Poker Game #1382445343: Table Ballad (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:08:19 ET - 2006/12/09
Seat 1: Scorpy ($1,940)
Seat 2: OpenIntro ($5,346)
OpenIntro posts the small blind of $10
Scorpy posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Ah Kc]
OpenIntro raises to $60
Scorpy raises to $180
OpenIntro raises to $5,346, and is all in
Scorpy calls $1,760, and is all in
OpenIntro shows [Ah Kc]
Scorpy shows [7c 8s]
Uncalled bet of $3,406 returned to OpenIntro
*** FLOP *** [6h 7d 2c]
*** TURN *** [6h 7d 2c] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [6h 7d 2c 5d] [9h]
OpenIntro shows Ace King high
Scorpy shows a straight, Nine high
Scorpy wins the pot ($3,879.50) with a straight, Nine high
OpenIntro: wtf?
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3,880 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6h 7d 2c 5d 9h]
Seat 1: Scorpy (big blind) showed [7c 8s] and won ($3,879.50) with a straight, Nine high
Seat 2: OpenIntro (small blind) showed [Ah Kc] and lost with Ace King high

annnnnnnnnnnd then this.....so owned....

Full Tilt Poker Game #1382557092: Table Ballad (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:27:21 ET - 2006/12/09
Seat 1: Scorpy ($2,974)
Seat 2: OpenIntro ($4,301)
OpenIntro posts the small blind of $10
Scorpy posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Qd Ad]
OpenIntro: hey bball
OpenIntro raises to $60
Scorpy raises to $180
OpenIntro calls $120
*** FLOP *** [2s 9d Jd]
Scorpy bets $320
OpenIntro calls $320
*** TURN *** [2s 9d Jd] [As]
Scorpy bets $580
OpenIntro raises to $3,801, and is all in
Scorpy folds
Uncalled bet of $3,221 returned to OpenIntro
OpenIntro mucks
OpenIntro wins the pot ($2,159.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,160 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2s 9d Jd As]
Seat 1: Scorpy (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: OpenIntro (small blind) collected ($2,159.50), mucked

and I ended with this final hand....just shows you the read I had on him....it became easy....

Full Tilt Poker Game #1382582070: Table Ballad (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:31:35 ET - 2006/12/09
Seat 1: Scorpy ($2,183)
Seat 2: OpenIntro ($5,090.50)
OpenIntro posts the small blind of $10
Scorpy posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Ah 7h]
OpenIntro: ask again and no
OpenIntro: your ONLY job is to cheer
OpenIntro raises to $60
Scorpy raises to $180
OpenIntro calls $120
*** FLOP *** [Ac 4c 4s]
Scorpy bets $300
OpenIntro calls $300
*** TURN *** [Ac 4c 4s] [3h]
Scorpy checks
OpenIntro checks
*** RIVER *** [Ac 4c 4s 3h] [Th]
Scorpy checks
OpenIntro checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Scorpy shows [9s Js] (a pair of Fours)
OpenIntro shows [Ah 7h] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
OpenIntro wins the pot ($959.50) with two pair, Aces and Fours
OpenIntro is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $960 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ac 4c 4s 3h Th]
Seat 1: Scorpy (big blind) showed [9s Js] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 2: OpenIntro (small blind) showed [Ah 7h] and won ($959.50) with two pair, Aces and Fours

it's free....i love free

not doing too shabby in the 15K Silver Freeroll for top point earners on Full Tilt....I missed the first hour and busted it to get some chips when I logged on and realized the tourney was today! Let's see how it goes!

i just threw up

probably one of THE sickest beats I've ever taken. Thank god this was only a tourney....I should be massive chip leader, but I am relegated to 15th place at the moment....I have played PERFECT and got screwed.....wow.....

Full Tilt Poker Game #1376157215: $35,000 Guarantee (8993397), Table 45 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:57:02 ET - 2006/12/08
Seat 1: OpenIntro (22,975)
Seat 2: jaws2481 (7,665)
Seat 3: FearlessFlea (10,645)
Seat 4: FIREDANCER33 (5,370)
Seat 5: BluesBassGuy (3,411)
Seat 6: CleanFlush (1,958)
Seat 7: jpak100324 (6,113)
Seat 8: swampcards (6,457)
Seat 9: EightLarge (2,371)
OpenIntro antes 25
jaws2481 antes 25
FearlessFlea antes 25
FIREDANCER33 antes 25
BluesBassGuy antes 25
CleanFlush antes 25
jpak100324 antes 25
swampcards antes 25
EightLarge antes 25
swampcards posts the small blind of 120
EightLarge posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [5s 5c]
OpenIntro calls 240
jaws2481 calls 240
FearlessFlea folds
FIREDANCER33 folds
BluesBassGuy folds
CleanFlush folds
jpak100324 folds
swampcards calls 120
EightLarge checks
*** FLOP *** [Ad 5d 8c]
swampcards checks
EightLarge checks
OpenIntro bets 960
jaws2481 raises to 7,400, and is all in
swampcards folds
EightLarge folds
OpenIntro: well i said i would get you
OpenIntro: so this is my chance i guess
OpenIntro: gl :)
OpenIntro calls 6,440
jaws2481 shows [Kd Ac]
OpenIntro shows [5s 5c]
*** TURN *** [Ad 5d 8c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 5d 8c Ah] [As]
jaws2481 shows four of a kind, Aces
OpenIntro shows a full house, Aces full of Fives
jaws2481 wins the pot (15,985) with four of a kind, Aces
OpenIntro: OMG
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15,985 | Rake 0
Board: [Ad 5d 8c Ah As]
Seat 1: OpenIntro showed [5s 5c] and lost with a full house, Aces full of Fives
Seat 2: jaws2481 showed [Kd Ac] and won (15,985) with four of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: FearlessFlea folded before the Flop
Seat 4: FIREDANCER33 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: BluesBassGuy folded before the Flop
Seat 6: CleanFlush folded before the Flop
Seat 7: jpak100324 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: swampcards (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: EightLarge (big blind) folded on the Flop

you did WHAT?!

Yea, that's right....I folded Aces....first time in my life....be proud :)

I couldn't have played it any worse....but I still needled kippers about his play after the hand :) See the below post for what happened a few hands later ;)

Full Tilt Poker Game #1373377533: Table Nice (deep 6) - $7.50/$15 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:32:53 ET - 2006/12/08
Seat 2: Jkipfer ($2,264.65)
Seat 3: mtcattle ($642)
Seat 4: OpenIntro ($4,689.50)
Seat 6: DressedInBlack ($6,417.50)
Jkipfer posts the small blind of $7.50
mtcattle posts the big blind of $15
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Ah Ac]
OpenIntro calls $15
DressedInBlack calls $15
Jkipfer calls $7.50
mtcattle checks
*** FLOP *** [Th 9h 6s]
Jkipfer checks
mtcattle checks
OpenIntro bets $60
DressedInBlack calls $60
Jkipfer calls $60
mtcattle folds
*** TURN *** [Th 9h 6s] [8c]
Jkipfer checks
OpenIntro checks
DressedInBlack checks
*** RIVER *** [Th 9h 6s 8c] [5c]
Jkipfer bets $240
OpenIntro folds
DressedInBlack folds
Uncalled bet of $240 returned to Jkipfer
Jkipfer mucks
Jkipfer wins the pot ($238)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $240 | Rake $2
Board: [Th 9h 6s 8c 5c]
Seat 2: Jkipfer (small blind) collected ($238), mucked
Seat 3: mtcattle (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: OpenIntro folded on the River
Seat 6: DressedInBlack (button) folded on the River

owned by a slowroller

the trash talking I did to Kip paid off....plus, I just kept imagining him as Kip from Napoleon Dynamite, which made it easier to slowroll with THE NUTS :)

Full Tilt Poker Game #1373393539: Table Nice (deep 6) - $7.50/$15 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:37:43 ET - 2006/12/08
Seat 2: Jkipfer ($2,337.65)
Seat 3: mtcattle ($990)
Seat 4: OpenIntro ($4,633.50)
Seat 5: mechachie ($635)
Seat 6: DressedInBlack ($6,200)
DressedInBlack posts the small blind of $7.50
Jkipfer posts the big blind of $15
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [6d Ad]
mtcattle calls $15
OpenIntro calls $15
mechachie folds
DressedInBlack calls $7.50
Jkipfer checks
*** FLOP *** [7c Kd 8d]
DressedInBlack checks
Jkipfer checks
mtcattle checks
OpenIntro bets $60
DressedInBlack calls $60
Jkipfer raises to $300
mtcattle folds
OpenIntro calls $240
DressedInBlack folds
*** TURN *** [7c Kd 8d] [2d]
Jkipfer bets $720
OpenIntro calls $720
*** RIVER *** [7c Kd 8d 2d] [As]
Jkipfer bets $1,302.65, and is all in
OpenIntro: kip
OpenIntro: dont bet into the nuts son
Jkipfer: ?
OpenIntro calls $1,302.65
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Jkipfer shows [8c 7h] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
OpenIntro shows [6d Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
OpenIntro wins the pot ($4,762.30) with a flush, Ace high
OpenIntro: goodnight
Jkipfer is sitting out
Jkipfer stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,765.30 | Rake $3
Board: [7c Kd 8d 2d As]
Seat 2: Jkipfer (big blind) showed [8c 7h] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 3: mtcattle folded on the Flop
Seat 4: OpenIntro showed [6d Ad] and won ($4,762.30) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: mechachie (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: DressedInBlack (small blind) folded on the Flop