worst omaha player ever

that would be me :)

Full Tilt Poker Game #1302289246: Table Hathaway (6 max) - $1/$2 - Pot Limit Omaha - 11:17:34 ET - 2006/11/25
Seat 1: hemp ($187.80)
Seat 2: sl0wb0y ($32.70)
Seat 3: perrra ($200)
Seat 4: nonprofitorg ($90)
Seat 5: schwags33 ($79.10), is sitting out
Seat 6: OpenIntro ($207.55)
sl0wb0y posts the small blind of $1
perrra posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [8c 9c Ts 6h]
nonprofitorg folds
OpenIntro raises to $7
hemp calls $7
sl0wb0y calls $6
perrra calls $5
*** FLOP *** [7s Jc 5d]
sl0wb0y checks
perrra checks
OpenIntro bets $14
hemp calls $14
sl0wb0y folds
perrra raises to $84
OpenIntro calls $70
hemp folds
*** TURN *** [7s Jc 5d] [Kh]
perrra bets $109, and is all in
OpenIntro calls $109
perrra shows [Kc 5h Jh Ks]
OpenIntro shows [8c 9c Ts 6h]
*** RIVER *** [7s Jc 5d Kh] [4s]
perrra shows three of a kind, Kings
OpenIntro shows a straight, Eight high
OpenIntro wins the pot ($425) with a straight, Eight high
perrra is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $428 | Rake $3
Board: [7s Jc 5d Kh 4s]
Seat 1: hemp (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: sl0wb0y (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: perrra (big blind) showed [Kc 5h Jh Ks] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: nonprofitorg didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: schwags33 is sitting out
Seat 6: OpenIntro showed [8c 9c Ts 6h] and won ($425) with a straight, Eight high

slowroller

I don't slowroll. I hate slowrollers.....unless I get quads and someone pushes in front of me....always fun :)

Full Tilt Poker Game #1210480372: $80 + $5 Heads Up Shootout (8352066), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:17:02 ET - 2006/11/07
Seat 1: marythemonster (2,115)
Seat 2: OpenIntro (3,885)
OpenIntro posts the small blind of 20
marythemonster posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Ts 6c]
OpenIntro raises to 120
marythemonster calls 80
*** FLOP *** [6d 6h 7d]
marythemonster checks
OpenIntro bets 180
marythemonster raises to 360
OpenIntro calls 180
*** TURN *** [6d 6h 7d] [6s]
marythemonster bets 1,635, and is all in
OpenIntro: do you have a 6?
OpenIntro: cause i do
OpenIntro: and if you do
OpenIntro has 15 seconds left to act
OpenIntro: we are in BIG trouble
OpenIntro calls 1,635
marythemonster shows [As 9d]
OpenIntro shows [Ts 6c]
*** RIVER *** [6d 6h 7d 6s] [2h]
marythemonster shows three of a kind, Sixes
OpenIntro shows four of a kind, Sixes
OpenIntro wins the pot (4,230) with four of a kind, Sixes
marythemonster stands up
OpenIntro stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,230 | Rake 0
Board: [6d 6h 7d 6s 2h]
Seat 1: marythemonster (big blind) showed [As 9d] and lost with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 2: OpenIntro (small blind) showed [Ts 6c] and won (4,230) with four of a kind, Sixes

welcome to donkville

i am the king of donkville....

Full Tilt Poker Game #1205217992: Table Bayswater (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:22:00 ET - 2006/11/06
Seat 1: OpenIntro ($959)
Seat 2: ryan7962 ($999)
Seat 3: michaelsc ($1,513.50)
Seat 4: jjoshwaaa13 ($176.50)
Seat 5: spongato ($1,041)
Seat 6: peace train ($985)
OpenIntro posts the small blind of $5
ryan7962 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [7c 9c]
michaelsc raises to $35
jjoshwaaa13 folds
spongato folds
peace train folds
OpenIntro calls $30
ryan7962 raises to $140
michaelsc calls $105
OpenIntro calls $105
*** FLOP *** [Qd 7h 9d]
OpenIntro checks
ryan7962 bets $859, and is all in
michaelsc folds
OpenIntro calls $819, and is all in
ryan7962 shows [Qh Ah]
OpenIntro shows [7c 9c]
Uncalled bet of $40 returned to ryan7962
*** TURN *** [Qd 7h 9d] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 7h 9d 5h] [4c]
ryan7962 shows a pair of Queens
OpenIntro shows two pair, Nines and Sevens
OpenIntro wins the pot ($2,055) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,058 | Rake $3
Board: [Qd 7h 9d 5h 4c]
Seat 1: OpenIntro (small blind) showed [7c 9c] and won ($2,055) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
Seat 2: ryan7962 (big blind) showed [Qh Ah] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: michaelsc folded on the Flop
Seat 4: jjoshwaaa13 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: spongato didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: peace train (button) didn't bet (folded)

FTP 350K

Best finish ever in the Full Tilt Sunday Tourney....I should have had more....lot's more. I hovered around the top most of the 5th hour of the tourney and made a couple mistakes....namely one big one to Carlos "The Matador" Mortensen where I repushed his SB raise from the BB with AJ. He called with AK and I donked off a big portion of my stack. I find AQ a few hands later and get called (though questionably by a guy with not many more chips than me) with 88.

I played too tentatively in spots and should have wielded my big stack when I had the chance.

I'll probably replay some hands over and over all day tomorrow in my head....great....

note to all

StratAttack is a stalker....BEWARE!

late in the 350K

Whenever I make the money in a tourney, I seem to turn it on to another gear and get moving....I was below average at the bubble and this hand moved me to the top....ahead of THE MATADOR and THE MOUTH!

Full Tilt Poker Game #1201748417: $350,000 Guarantee (7992370), Table 15 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:34:44 ET - 2006/11/05
Seat 1: OpenIntro (34,856)
Seat 2: JBlaze20 (25,512)
Seat 3: martinms (22,878)
Seat 4: Que1620 (19,891)
Seat 5: TEAMTJDT (6,785)
Seat 6: MoneyMikeNY (32,418)
Seat 7: Tall Paul1 (21,388)
Seat 8: dumper01 (33,810)
Seat 9: moseley8 (6,048)
OpenIntro antes 150
JBlaze20 antes 150
martinms antes 150
Que1620 antes 150
TEAMTJDT antes 150
MoneyMikeNY antes 150
Tall Paul1 antes 150
dumper01 antes 150
moseley8 antes 150
moseley8 posts the small blind of 600
OpenIntro posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Ad As]
JBlaze20 calls 1,200
martinms folds
Que1620 folds
TEAMTJDT folds
OpenIntro: that river is the nuts
MoneyMikeNY: shove with nothing
MoneyMikeNY: and hit the miracle on river
MoneyMikeNY has 15 seconds left to act
martinms: call with A-------8--------
MoneyMikeNY: amazing how that happens
MoneyMikeNY folds
Tall Paul1 folds
OpenIntro: a la me
dumper01 folds
MoneyMikeNY: yea
moseley8 raises to 5,898, and is all in
martinms: 8, the kicker, the nuts.
MoneyMikeNY: best hand mart
OpenIntro calls 4,698
JBlaze20 calls 4,698
*** FLOP *** [Qh Jd 2c]
MoneyMikeNY: by a mile
martinms: u didnt know that.
MoneyMikeNY: the entire way
MoneyMikeNY: yes I did
OpenIntro bets 9,600
JBlaze20 raises to 19,200
OpenIntro raises to 28,808, and is all in
martinms: i wouldhave made the same play with AK
JBlaze20 calls 264, and is all in
OpenIntro shows [Ad As]
JBlaze20 shows [Ks Qc]
moseley8 shows [6d Ah]
Uncalled bet of 9,344 returned to OpenIntro
*** TURN *** [Qh Jd 2c] [9c]
MoneyMikeNY: yea ok
*** RIVER *** [Qh Jd 2c 9c] [4d]
MoneyMikeNY: you got lucky
OpenIntro shows a pair of Aces
JBlaze20 shows a pair of Queens
OpenIntro wins the side pot (38,928) with a pair of Aces
MoneyMikeNY: now be quiet
moseley8 shows Ace Queen high
OpenIntro wins the main pot (19,044) with a pair of Aces
moseley8 stands up
JBlaze20 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 57,972 Main pot 19,044. Side pot 38,928. | Rake 0
Board: [Qh Jd 2c 9c 4d]
Seat 1: OpenIntro (big blind) showed [Ad As] and won (57,972) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: JBlaze20 showed [Ks Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: martinms folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Que1620 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: TEAMTJDT folded before the Flop
Seat 6: MoneyMikeNY folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Tall Paul1 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: dumper01 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: moseley8 (small blind) showed [6d Ah] and lost with Ace Queen high

karma, she's a....

same tournament....looks like karma caught up with me. This hand would have made me chipleader....

what a moron....

Full Tilt Poker Game #1201248829: $350,000 Guarantee (7992370), Table 157 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:02:35 ET - 2006/11/05
Seat 1: thehyung (4,140)
Seat 2: north60poker (3,165)
Seat 3: Richie Menlo (9,576)
Seat 4: skanis83 (16,010)
Seat 5: misterBLAIR (5,049)
Seat 6: wizard64 (9,705)
Seat 7: waynenbb (2,190)
Seat 8: OpenIntro (20,595)
Seat 9: chuuky (4,470)
thehyung antes 25
north60poker antes 25
Richie Menlo antes 25
skanis83 antes 25
misterBLAIR antes 25
wizard64 antes 25
waynenbb antes 25
OpenIntro antes 25
chuuky antes 25
waynenbb posts the small blind of 120
OpenIntro posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Jc Js]
chuuky folds
thehyung calls 240
north60poker folds
Richie Menlo folds
skanis83 folds
misterBLAIR folds
wizard64 raises to 1,500
waynenbb folds
OpenIntro raises to 20,570, and is all in
thehyung folds
wizard64 calls 8,180, and is all in
OpenIntro shows [Jc Js]
wizard64 shows [Ts Tc]
Uncalled bet of 10,890 returned to OpenIntro
*** FLOP *** [5c 9s Td]
*** TURN *** [5c 9s Td] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [5c 9s Td 3s] [6c]
OpenIntro: lordy
OpenIntro shows a pair of Jacks
wizard64 shows three of a kind, Tens
skanis83: ouch
wizard64 wins the pot (19,945) with three of a kind, Tens
Richie Menlo: dirty
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19,945 | Rake 0
Board: [5c 9s Td 3s 6c]
Seat 1: thehyung folded before the Flop
Seat 2: north60poker folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Richie Menlo folded before the Flop
Seat 4: skanis83 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: misterBLAIR folded before the Flop
Seat 6: wizard64 (button) showed [Ts Tc] and won (19,945) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 7: waynenbb (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: OpenIntro (big blind) showed [Jc Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 9: chuuky folded before the Flop

how NOT to play and win

this is a hand from the Full Tilt Poker 350K Guaranteed tonight....played it badly, won anyways....hooray for me....

Full Tilt Poker Game #1201055097: $350,000 Guarantee (7992370), Table 157 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:25:44 ET - 2006/11/05
Seat 1: thehyung (8,240)
Seat 2: dachamp242 (5,545)
Seat 3: Richie Menlo (8,505)
Seat 4: shaun1119 (1,310)
Seat 5: misterBLAIR (7,990)
Seat 6: imweidhorn (1,670)
Seat 7: waynenbb (2,560)
Seat 8: OpenIntro (9,790)
Seat 9: chuuky (4,235), is sitting out
shaun1119 posts the small blind of 60
misterBLAIR posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Ah Qc]
imweidhorn calls 120
waynenbb folds
OpenIntro raises to 540
chuuky folds
thehyung calls 540
dachamp242 calls 540
Richie Menlo folds
shaun1119 raises to 1,310, and is all in
misterBLAIR folds
imweidhorn folds
OpenIntro raises to 9,790, and is all in
thehyung folds
dachamp242 calls 5,005, and is all in
OpenIntro shows [Ah Qc]
dachamp242 shows [Js Jd]
shaun1119 shows [8c 8h]
Uncalled bet of 4,245 returned to OpenIntro
*** FLOP *** [5s 9d 2s]
*** TURN *** [5s 9d 2s] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [5s 9d 2s 4d] [3s]
OpenIntro shows a straight, Five high
dachamp242 shows a pair of Jacks
OpenIntro wins the side pot (8,470) with a straight, Five high
shaun1119 shows a pair of Eights
OpenIntro wins the main pot (4,710) with a straight, Five high
shaun1119 stands up
dachamp242 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13,180 Main pot 4,710. Side pot 8,470. | Rake 0
Board: [5s 9d 2s 4d 3s]
Seat 1: thehyung folded before the Flop
Seat 2: dachamp242 showed [Js Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 3: Richie Menlo (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: shaun1119 (small blind) showed [8c 8h] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 5: misterBLAIR (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: imweidhorn folded before the Flop
Seat 7: waynenbb didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: OpenIntro showed [Ah Qc] and won (13,180) with a straight, Five high
Seat 9: chuuky didn't bet (folded)

and that's the game!

yea, so maybe the preflop call was a bit iffy....but it worked out well....J9 and J10 are my new favorite hands....they are the new AA....

Full Tilt Poker Game #1195872194: Table Larson (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:11:59 ET - 2006/11/04
Seat 1: Ph1LLeD1NGUE ($2,393)
Seat 2: shortstack79 ($4,734), is sitting out
Seat 3: JayBank ($2,000)
Seat 4: PimpOwnage ($2,777)
Seat 5: OpenIntro ($2,032)
Seat 6: incinerator ($2,776)
Ph1LLeD1NGUE posts the small blind of $10
JayBank posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [9s Js]
PimpOwnage raises to $70
OpenIntro calls $70
incinerator folds
Ph1LLeD1NGUE calls $60
JayBank calls $50
*** FLOP *** [7s Ts 6s]
Ph1LLeD1NGUE checks
JayBank checks
PimpOwnage checks
OpenIntro bets $180
Ph1LLeD1NGUE calls $180
JayBank folds
PimpOwnage folds
*** TURN *** [7s Ts 6s] [9h]
Ph1LLeD1NGUE checks
OpenIntro bets $440
Ph1LLeD1NGUE calls $440
*** RIVER *** [7s Ts 6s 9h] [Th]
Ph1LLeD1NGUE bets $1,520
OpenIntro calls $1,342, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $178 returned to Ph1LLeD1NGUE
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Ph1LLeD1NGUE shows [Qs Td] (three of a kind, Tens)
OpenIntro shows [9s Js] (a flush, Jack high)
OpenIntro wins the pot ($4,201) with a flush, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,204 | Rake $3
Board: [7s Ts 6s 9h Th]
Seat 1: Ph1LLeD1NGUE (small blind) showed [Qs Td] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 2: shortstack79 is sitting out
Seat 3: JayBank (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: PimpOwnage folded on the Flop
Seat 5: OpenIntro showed [9s Js] and won ($4,201) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 6: incinerator (button) didn't bet (folded)

about time....

nothing like being stuck 2.5K (again) and then digging out with one hand (again)....



Full Tilt Poker Game #1193572573: Table Larson (6 max) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:24:58 ET - 2006/11/04
Seat 1: archermandy ($2,037)
Seat 2: Fhil Ivey ($5,622.55)
Seat 3: Nangiala ($1,900)
Seat 4: OpenIntro ($2,476)
Seat 5: JayBank ($1,720)
Seat 6: jdb401k ($2,154)
JayBank posts the small blind of $10
jdb401k posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [Ts Jd]
archermandy raises to $70
Fhil Ivey folds
Nangiala folds
OpenIntro calls $70
JayBank folds
jdb401k folds
*** FLOP *** [4h 9h 8s]
archermandy bets $170
OpenIntro calls $170
*** TURN *** [4h 9h 8s] [Qh]
archermandy bets $510
OpenIntro raises to $2,236, and is all in
archermandy calls $1,287, and is all in
OpenIntro shows [Ts Jd]
archermandy shows [9s 9d]
Uncalled bet of $439 returned to OpenIntro
*** RIVER *** [4h 9h 8s Qh] [3h]
OpenIntro shows a straight, Queen high
archermandy shows three of a kind, Nines
OpenIntro wins the pot ($4,101) with a straight, Queen high
OpenIntro: OWNED
archermandy is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,104 | Rake $3
Board: [4h 9h 8s Qh 3h]
Seat 1: archermandy showed [9s 9d] and lost with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 2: Fhil Ivey didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Nangiala didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: OpenIntro (button) showed [Ts Jd] and won ($4,101) with a straight, Queen high
Seat 5: JayBank (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: jdb401k (big blind) folded before the Flop

HU vs Lindgren

It was only a 200HU SNG, but was still fun. I had a big lead on him and he actually disconnected. I could have just let him blind away, but I stalled till he came back....and then beat me :) I was impressed that he offered to play.

i'm confused

**NOTE** This was a hand from October 13th that I hadn't posted because the blog tool was broken....enjoy....

or maybe he was confused....maybe he though the hearts were diamonds?

the diamond turn made me pee a little though....

Full Tilt Poker Game #1097036921: Table Stout (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:31:06 ET - 2006/10/13
Seat 1: OpenIntro ($1,174.50)
Seat 2: Zeus816 ($825.50)
Zeus816 posts the small blind of $5
OpenIntro posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to OpenIntro [8c 8d]
Zeus816 raises to $30
OpenIntro raises to $100
Zeus816 calls $70
*** FLOP *** [Jh 7h 6d]
OpenIntro checks
Zeus816 bets $100
OpenIntro raises to $400
Zeus816 raises to $725.50, and is all in
OpenIntro calls $325.50
Zeus816 shows [Qd 5d]
OpenIntro shows [8c 8d]
*** TURN *** [Jh 7h 6d] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 7h 6d 2d] [2c]
Zeus816 shows a pair of Twos
OpenIntro shows two pair, Eights and Twos
OpenIntro wins the pot ($1,650.50) with two pair, Eights and Twos
Zeus816 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,651 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jh 7h 6d 2d 2c]
Seat 1: OpenIntro (big blind) showed [8c 8d] and won ($1,650.50) with two pair, Eights and Twos
Seat 2: Zeus816 (small blind) showed [Qd 5d] and lost with a pair of Twos